metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die


citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully


f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin


that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.


“Some people think that to be strong is to never feel pain. In reality, the strongest people are the ones who feel it, accept it, and learn and grow from it.”


vinegod:

The #forestnymph still hasn’t found his berries :/ But he made friends :D by Gio Volpe


deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary


kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE