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shakeitoffbytaylorswift:

James Franco’s face looks like when you saran wrap the top of a bowl really loosely and it starts to cave in on itself

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

supersmashkev:

keefvanhorn:

supersmashkev:

This is making my head throb

Wheres the sour cream on the paper? 🔎

BUSTED

supersmashkev:

keefvanhorn:

supersmashkev:

This is making my head throb

Wheres the sour cream on the paper? 🔎

BUSTED

qirlunderyou:

littleredpartydress:

iconic

gaga literally pours water on her head and still manages to make headlines

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross