hey I'm james

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

moon83:

Sparkle palace cocktail table by John Foster

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foshonie !!

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

shakeitoffbytaylorswift:

James Franco’s face looks like when you saran wrap the top of a bowl really loosely and it starts to cave in on itself

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

supersmashkev:

keefvanhorn:

supersmashkev:

This is making my head throb

Wheres the sour cream on the paper? 🔎

BUSTED

supersmashkev:

keefvanhorn:

supersmashkev:

This is making my head throb

Wheres the sour cream on the paper? 🔎

BUSTED

qirlunderyou:

littleredpartydress:

iconic

gaga literally pours water on her head and still manages to make headlines

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus