hey I'm james

grantaire-sleeping found a new reaction to people asking sexuality, now you don’t have to use that horrid screencap of what i said

kimbras:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

lolcuteanimals:

Australian Cattle Dog Puppy, also called Blue Heeler

lolcuteanimals:

Australian Cattle Dog Puppy, also called Blue Heeler

mentalalchemy:

coolstoryfuckface:

THESE BANANAS WERE

TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.

*gives up on life*